RHYMIN

  • The Death of Joy Gardner

    They put a leather belt around her
    13 feet of tape and bound her
    Handcuffs to secure her
    And only God knows what else,
    She’s illegal, so deport her
    Said the Empire that brought her
    She […]

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  • White Comedy

    I waz whitemailed
    By a white witch,
    Wid white magic
    An white lies,
    Branded by a white sheep
    I slaved as a whitesmith
    Near a white spot
    Where I suffered whitewater fever.
    Whitelisted as a whiteleg
    I waz in […]

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  • Neighbours

    I am the type you are supposed to fear
    Black and foreign
    Big and dreadlocks
    An uneducated grass eater.

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  • The British (serves 60 million)

    Take some Picts, Celts and Silures
    And let them settle,
    Then overrun them with Roman conquerors.
    Remove the Romans after approximately 400 years
    Add lots of Norman French to some
    Angles, Saxons, Jutes and Vikings, […]

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  • Everybody is doing it

    In Hawaii they Hula
    They Tango in Argentina
    They Reggae in Jamaica
    And they Rumba down in Cuba,
    In Trinidad and Tobago
    They do the Calypso
    And in Spain the Spanish
    They really do Flamenco.

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